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sweet-land-of-libertea: infomercial kitten. why is no-one...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:14:13 -0400

sweet-land-of-libertea:

infomercial kitten.

why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95

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Mon, 20 May 2013 08:01:11 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: daksinakke: funfrom4chan: So my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:01:39 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

daksinakke:

funfrom4chan:

So my cat likes unpacking..

thats the happiest fucking cat ive ever seen

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

djavjr: smileyfacewinkwink: One of my favorite scenes from The...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:16:56 -0400

djavjr:

smileyfacewinkwink:

One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)

special effects just ain’t what they used to be

"Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:15:26 -0400

“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.”

- - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)

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Sun, 19 May 2013 08:00:53 -0400

kweeningenue: jeanprouvaires: i’m so sorry YOU THINK THIS IS...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:01:31 -0400

kweeningenue:

jeanprouvaires:

i’m so sorry

YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 09:57:13 -0400

epic-humor: lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:56:59 -0400

epic-humor:

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

see more

heroofshadow: ベラ by ぽしー

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:01:02 -0400

heroofshadow:

ベラ by ぽしー

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:29:50 -0400

ven0moth: no iphone

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:18:10 -0400

ven0moth:

no iphone

bad-ass-strigoi-hunter: exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:50:02 -0400

bad-ass-strigoi-hunter:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

You are a genius.

"A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst. There are, for the..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:48:02 -0400

““A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst. There are, for the sake of comparison, more than 100,000 cells in the brain of a fly. If our concern is about suffering in this universe, it is rather obvious that we should be more concerned about killing flies than about killing three-day-old human embryos… Many people will argue that the difference between a fly and a three-day-old human embryo is that a three-day-old human embryo is a potential human being. Every cell in your body, given the right manipulations, every cell with a nucleus is now a potential human being. Every time you scratch your nose, you’ve committed a holocaust of potential human beings… Let’s say we grant it that every three-day-old human embryo has a soul worthy of our moral concern. First of all, embryos at this stage can split into identical twins. Is this a case of one soul splitting into two souls? Embryos at this stage can fuse into a chimera. What has happened to the extra human soul in such a case? This is intellectually indefensible, but it’s morally indefensible given that these notions really are prolonging scarcely endurable misery of tens of millions of human beings, and because of the respect we accord religious faith, we can’t have this dialogue in the way that we should. I submit to you that if you think the interests of a three-day-old blastocyst trump the interests of a little girl with spinal cord injuries or a person with full-body burns, your moral intuitions have been obscured by religious metaphysics.””

- Sam Harris, on stem cell research. (via we-are-star-stuff)

quoms: it’s not even windy her hair just does that

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:47:34 -0400

quoms:

it’s not even windy her hair just does that

Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:01:28 -0400

fictionaladyfeels:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

#i’m not saying its aliens #but

Favorite Bob’s Burgers Moments: ╚ Gene Belcher

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:01:09 -0400

Favorite Bob’s Burgers Moments:
╚ Gene Belcher

koreanmalemodels: Sung Joon and Lee Soohyuk for Vogue, June...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:09:24 -0400

koreanmalemodels:

Sung Joon and Lee Soohyuk for Vogue, June 2013

lulz-time: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:07:56 -0400

lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

okcgoldmine: i have 187 profiles on block

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:45:22 -0400

okcgoldmine:

i have 187 profiles on block