Michael Scott, Lord of the Dance

does his shirt have the confederate flag on it? 0_o

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Me too, Tyrion. Me too.

/I LOVE BRIENNE SHE’S MY FAVORITE ON GOT

The internet is so convenient

Reasons to love being alive: Chris Brown

Is this blog run by Rhianna?

Seriously, I hate that such a one-note singer has been given a second shot at a successful career, and he hasn’t learned anything. He still throws tantrums. He doesn’t realize that his critics aren’t “haters”, but are people genuinely shocked at his actions and lack of remorse. Miranda Lambert called the Grammys on their bullshit of letting him perform twice. Is the money Chris Brown makes worth more than the message he sends?

He isn’t sorry he hit Rhianna, he’s sorry he got caught. He may have a certificate that says he completed his court-ordered training, but he also has a broken window at a news studio to show he still has anger issues.

While Chris Brown did suffer public backlash from his actions, women are still his fans and say he could “beat them any day.” Abuse against women is treated as a symbol of affection, not an epidemic problem. Male aggression is so rooted in our society that to say it’s a problem is to go against notions of masculinity. We can’t ask men not to hit us, all we can do is try not to get hit. We have to be careful how we say “no,” how we ask for help, how we tell them what they need to do to pull their weight in the relationship. If we’re not careful, it’s our fault if we get hit.

That’s why people defend Chris Brown - it’s so normal for men to be aggressive in all aspects of life, but we can’t accept that sometimes, aggression is unacceptable. We can’t fathom that male aggression could possibly be inappropriate, so if a man hits a woman, the blame falls on the woman. Rhianna must have provoked him. She cheated on him. She gave him an STD. It’s all her fault that he had to go do community service. Men can usually ‘control’ their aggression, unless women provoke them (by wearing short skirts, asking them to take out the trash, not making sandwiches, etc.).

We’d rather defend the guilty men than admit that their victims are equals. We need to stop sweeping it under the rug, stop allowing abusers to continue to have “comebacks.” Because one day, their victims may not “comeback” to life.”

This means all abusers, not just Chris Brown. This means Michael Fassbender, Josh Brolin, Charlie Sheen, Roman Polanski, even Elin Nordengren (she hit Tiger’s car with a golf club, did she also hit him?). Chris Brown’s abuse scandal definitely got the most press attention and negative reactions. Many people are not aware of Fassbender’s abuse history. Press coverage should not be affect by race, but unfortunately, it is.

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st-andrei:

#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops

widowmaker:

 #SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT#NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE #’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND#AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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This was the audience when I went to see the Avengers in Korea. My friend and I (both Americans) were laughing hysterically at all the one-liners and nicknames Ironman gave people, but the Korean subtitles must not have matched, because NO ONE ELSE WAS LAUGHING.

People did laugh at the physical comedy (at Hulk smashing Loki, not at Tony Stark asking how Nick Fury saw the screens) and Thor’s “he’s adopted” line, but not much else.

It got to the point where people would turn around and stare at us whenever we laughed.

Joss Whedon got lost in translation.

And Ironman’s line “What’s your secret? Yoga? Pilates? Huge bag of weed?” had all drug references scrubbed in the translation.

LOL VAMPIRES.

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Nickelodeon plays the same episode of Blue’s Clues five days a week. This helps preschoolers develop their narrative skills.

I used to turn on the TV in the summertime, flip channels, and say, “Oh Blue’s Clues. Oh, I’ve seen this one.”

Every. Day.

I never caught on.

It wasn’t until I read “The Tipping Point” by Malcolm Gladwell did I figure it out.

Loved the book. It didn’t explain what happened to the original Steve, though.

LOOK AT HER. I love her. The only thing missing is her accent. It’s perfect.

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