I have strong feelings about a stuffed dog named Pudding

Ramen Hair Teacher FTW

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Photoset #17

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gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

dontbeanassharry

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I said I was having a quarter life crisis at 25 and a guy said “that’s assuming you live to 100.”MY GRANDFATHER LIVED TO 101 ITS POSSIBLE ASSHOLE

I said I was having a quarter life crisis at 25 and a guy said “that’s assuming you live to 100.”

MY GRANDFATHER LIVED TO 101 ITS POSSIBLE ASSHOLE

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brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

image

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You give me fever

I drank a lot of Apple juice at work

But still felt thirsty and my throat hurt

So I thought that was weird

So I took my temperature

And it was 99.5F/37.5C

So I got to go home early.

Whenever I get stressed now I get a fever

And my coteacher starts teaching Japanese again tmrw

So again, no coverage

The fever broke as soon as I got home, but I slept for awhile and my temp has been between 35.4 and 36.8 in just the last few hours.

I have a cough, which I can deal with. The fever is draining

ALSO OUR SLEEPOVER IS ON FRIDAY

JOY

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

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gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

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sorry:

one day i’m going to rule the world, but until then you’ll find me in my bedroom pretending that I don’t exist

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"What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age."
– Plath, Sylvia. The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via gore-pop)

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